Kreative Kitchen: Rick’s Addictive Szechuan Sauce

We’re back audience! Smorgasdork is back! If you recently watched Rick and Morty’s first episode of Season 3 then you know that good ole Grandpa Rick loves the McDonald’s Szechuan sauce that promoted Disney’s Mulan. Sadly that sauce no longer is sold but we at Smorgas Labs have created clone of the most desired sauce in the Galaxy. Ingredients: 2Tblspns White Vinegar 2Tblspns Water 2Tspns … Continue reading Kreative Kitchen: Rick’s Addictive Szechuan Sauce

Kreative Kitchen: Sweetrolls a la Fallout

Sure sure, sweetrolls are just an inside joke for Bethesda Softworks, but hey, who says an easter egg can’t be the subject of Smorgasdork’s kitchen? No one, that’s who. That being said, we have a couple of options for crafting the delectable dessert. Which of Bethesda’s sweetrolls are we going to craft. Well the title of today’s post gives it away, but we are going … Continue reading Kreative Kitchen: Sweetrolls a la Fallout

Kreative Kitchen: Toriel’s Cinnamon-Butterscotch Pie

Hello all you bakers and cooks to be! How have you all been? It’s been awhile since my last post. I took a sort of extended holiday break. Too many things to do, and got really busy, but now I’m back with some plans and a brand new list of fictional features to share with you all! During the break I was lucky enough to … Continue reading Kreative Kitchen: Toriel’s Cinnamon-Butterscotch Pie

Kreative Kitchen: Braum’s Beer Pretzels (Braumetzels)

Last week I was at the Sangawa Project in Pittsburgh, PA with our Sticky Bunton affiliates meeting new people, hanging out at panels, and, most importantly, spreading the goodness of freshly baked goods. Several days before the convention I decided that I was going to, you guessed it, make another League of Legends recipe. Decided that while we’re in the heart of December we’d have … Continue reading Kreative Kitchen: Braum’s Beer Pretzels (Braumetzels)

Kreative Kitchen: Teemo’s Shroom Poppers

Happy Halloween or All Saints Day, depending when I get this post out (Looking like it’s going to be a couple days late). Normally I’m particular about the clockwork timing of this syndication, but recent events and LCS Worlds have made it a bit more difficult to get this post done, even though the dish itself was done around the time Tahm Kench was fried. … Continue reading Kreative Kitchen: Teemo’s Shroom Poppers

Kreative Kitchen: Applejacked Up Pie

I have a couple friends who love the My Little Pony cartoon. There’s something about its characters, the lessons, and the stories that get them excited. Might even be the fandom. They were pretty sure that I wasn’t ever going to make a MLP based dessert, but hey! Here we are now. Whether your a kid, brony, pegasister, or a pie aficionado, we can all agree that … Continue reading Kreative Kitchen: Applejacked Up Pie